Lindsey Graham to Switch Party Affiliation

Columbia, SC. Nov 10, 2010. In the wake of this week's Congressional Elections, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, RINO, SC, has announced his plans to caucus with the Republicans in the new Congress.

Graham flashes cheesy grin

"It's really hard to miss the message the voters sent us last Tuesday," Senator Graham said. "They are fed up with Democrats, Socialists, and RINOS screwing up the nation."

Senator Graham, known affectionately as "John McCain's Sock Puppet" has been one of the foremost RINO (Republican In Name Only) politicians in the US Congress.

Lindsey Graham has been a long time supporter of Democrat Polices to promote higher taxes and more socialism for America. Here are a few of the positions he is most proud of:

* supports cap-and-trade;
* supported and pushed the TARP bailout;
* supported anti-gun legislation;
* supported the 'Patriot' Act;
* supported McCain/Kennedy amnesty bill;
* voted for Elena Kagan as first admitted communist on USSC
* has been a career-long supporter of Big Government

Senator Graham tells us it might feel uncomfortable when he becomes a Republican, but he is looking forward to the challenge.

Senators Susan Collins and John McCain are also considering switching to the Republican Party. However, even if all three switch, the Democrat will still control the majority in the Senate.