|"Here's what he meant to say"|
Former President Clinton graciously accepted the appointment, saying "It feels great being back in the saddle again."
The new Czar took over for President Obama yesterday after he fumbled the ball on the tax compromise bill, and spoke for over 60 minutes at a White House press conference without needing or using a teleprompter.
The President looked on in awe, as the former President schooled him in the proper way to "connect with voters." Former President Clinton expressed strong support for President Obama's tax compromise plan, saying "If we fail to make this compromise, we will end up with a permanent tax cut when the Republicans take control of the House next month."
President Obama later explained to reporters, "I didn't do this because I am in over my head, although it's pretty obvious that I am. I made this move because my schedule is so tight that I just need help from Bill Clinton right now."
"Michelle is pissed off because we are late for a party, and we still haven't packed for our Hawaiian extravaganza vacation yet. At least this way, Bill Clinton can help me free up my time for the more important work of vacationing and golfing."