Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Napolitano Launces New iPhone Application
The new iPhone App with the misleading name ‘PatriotApp’ attempts to draw on the power of the patriot movement, turning smartphone users into a gigantic snitch network.
This app allows children to report any ‘suspicious’ behavior, including political extremism, hate speech, and even their obese friends directly to top government agencies.
Much like the new DHS program ‘If you see something, say something’ this app is meant to turn children and average citizens into a network of spies feeding information back to the federal government.
"This new application will speed up our response to terror threats and any other anti-social behavior" Secretary Napolitano told us. "Currently we only have nine threats listed, but we have plans to add many more, including "eating trans-fats, wearing fur, and using tobacco products."
Posted by Marty4650 at 4:34 PM