Wednesday, January 19, 2011
President Suffering from Drastic Weight Loss
The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.
"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.
Up to now, the President has refused medical treatment for these parasites, saying "parasites are my most loyal voters and supporters." So naturally he is reluctant to do anything that might harm them.
"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them. He might have eaten something infected at a luau."
Concerned sources say extreme stress and a poor diet caused by his hectic schedule have contributed to the 6'2" president's skeletal look. There was a great deal of concern that his repeated failure to create jobs and improve the economy may be adding stress, and causing the parasite problem to get worse.
The First Lady, Michelle Obama is worried that he's close to a physical collapse," revealed an insider.
"I realize it's fashionable to be thin today, but no 6'2" man should have a 26" waistline. He appears to be wasting away," a prominent medical expert told us.
Posted by Marty4650 at 11:09 AM