Monday, January 3, 2011

Michael Vick Offers to Train Presiden't Obama's Dog

"Sometimes Bo pulls on the leash"
Philadelphia, Jan 3, 2011. Star quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles has offered to train President Barack Hussein Obama's dog Bo.

"I can toughen that sissy dog up" Vick told us. "The President needs a tough dog, with more of a thug image," he insisted.

President Barack Hussein Obama, D-Kenya, admits that Bo needs to learn better manners. "He tugs at the leash, and he won't stop humping Joe Biden's leg," he said.

Bo is a Portuguese Water Dog, that was a gift from the late Senator Ted Kennedy. Portuguese Water dogs make excellent companions. They are loving, independent, and intelligent and are easily trained in obedience and agility skills. Once introduced, they are generally friendly to strangers, and enjoy being petted, which, due to their soft, fluffy coats, is a favor that human beings willingly grant them.

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The problem is that Bo just isn't tough enough. He constantly lets miniature poodles and schnauzers push him around. Vick says he can fix this with a few weeks of intensive training.

Vick said he is doing this out of gratitude for the President calling Eagles owner Jeff Lurie to thank him for giving Vick a "second chance."

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