Crunch time: Heavy Hitters Throw Support to Democrats

Reid and Pelosi with popular terrorist endorser

Washington DC. Oct 29, 2010. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid D-NV and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi D-CA presented a series of well respected celebrities to a joint session of Congress today who are endorsing the Democrats in next Tuesday's Congressional elections.

One by one they paraded out various actors, celebrities, and internationally known statesmen who all agree that America's best interest would be served if the Democrats retain super majorities in both houses of Congress.

"We have to do this when an election is this close" Majority Leader Reid said. "It's time to call in all the chips we are owed," Speaker Pelosi added.

Ed Asner, Political Savant

Among the dozens of endorsers present were show biz celebrities Ed Asner, Mike Farell, Cher, Julia Roberts, Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, Barbara Streisand, Joy Behar, Harry Belafonte, and of course George Clooney.

The event was capped off by a performance by the Dixie Chicks who sang their new hit song "Only A Dope Wouldn't Vote for Hope."

Also present were various foreign dignitaries who fully support the current Democrat Administration and it's efforts to "take America down a notch."

Two more high spirited Democrat Party supporters

Among them were Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. 

"These are long time friends and political allies," Majority Leader Reid said. "We cherish their continued support and appreciate their endorsements. These are good people who know what's best for us," Speaker Pelosi added.

Also attending the gala event following the Special Session of Congress were representatives from the media. 

Dan Rather, former news anchor for CBS, told us "I have proof that Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter all  dodged the draft, and even if my proof is forged, I still stand by my story."