Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Global Warming Hoax Revisited

When the global warming special interest groups realized that the world wasn't getting warmer, but colder, they solved the problem by changing the name of their hoax to "global climate change."

This way, their theory was validated any time the weather changed. And it totally avoids the embarrassment of holding global warming conferences when it is 12 degrees Fahrenheit in NYC in January.

And this sort of climate change happens with regularity four times a year. We call it "the seasons.

Once you change the emphasis from "warming" to "OMG... the weather changed!" then you can never be wrong. Changing the name of their crusade was a much better method than their previous strategy.... namely "faking the data."

Smart move..... if you ask me.

The truth is the global climate has changed for the entirety of the earth's history, and will continue to change for the rest of time.  Change produces stress on the plants and animals on the earth and results in evolution. Without change, we have stagnation.

"Global Stasis" is something we have never had, and something that could be catastrophic for the planet. It's ironic that the same people who embrace "hope and change" for everything else, also stubbornly refuse to allow the earth to change in any way.

"Carbon Credits make an ideal Christmas gift. Order yours now"
The theory behind the global climate change hoax seems to be "even though the world's climate has changed radically for the last 4.6 billion years, we feel it must stay exactly like it was on April 22, 1970. Because that was the first Earth Day, and is holy in our religion."

It doesn't matter that the world was considerably warmer 900 years ago. They want the same exact climate we had on April 22, 1970.

This will somehow benefit us all. And we all can help this process along by buying carbon credits from Nobel Prize winner Albert Gore Jr.

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