Congressman Frank Shows off New Breast Implants

Washington DC, Dec 30, 2011. Retiring  Congressman Barney Frank, D-MA,  recently came to  the floor of the House to show fellow Congressmen his new enhanced figure.

He spoke on behalf of men across America who want bigger breasts but fear that they will be ridiculed by other men for having larger and fuller breasts.

"The estrogen pills just didn't do enough. I wanted some nice sized large size implants. Some nice hooters I could be proud of" Representative Frank told us.

The Congressman came dressed in a form fitting but tasteful light blue tee shirt, with his jacket draped over his shoulders for modesty. He delivered a powerful speech that advocated equal rights for men to have large shapely breasts, and not only just women.

"These two babies cost me absolutely nothing. The taxpayers picked up the tab, thanks to the generous healthcare plan we have for Congress. I want every American man who wants bigger breasts to have the same kind of healthcare that I get."

Recent photo taken at his Fire Island retreat

Frank vowed to fight against the hatred and bigotry that some people have against men with large breasts.

"Make no mistake about it, this is a civil rights issue. Men who want larger breasts should have them, and any negative comments should be considered a hate crime," the Congressman told us.

At the right is a more revealing photo of Congressman Frank topless at his Fire Island retreat. "It's wonderful not to have to wear padded bras anymore. They look and feel just like the real thing. I'm really glad I got them done when I did," he went on to say.