|"I can't believe Obama allowed this to happen"|
"Look, I enjoy prostitutes as much as the next guy, but Obama should have used better judgement in this case," the former two term president told us in an exclusive interview.
"When I was President the Secret Service knew it was their job to stay on the ball. The only one fooling around was me. Obama has the whole thing backwards. He works, and they play. That's the wrong way to do it."
"This just shows you what happens when you put an amateur in an important job," Mr. Clinton continued. "He just lacks the command ability and control over his boys. But this is what you get when you elect a community organizer rather than a real governor like I was. Hillary was right. He just wasn't ready."
"That Mitt Romney guy is no player... just like Barack, but I doubt he would let things get out of hand like this. He was a governor so he knows how to exercise authority over his subordinates. Things will be pretty dull when he wins the election, but at least you won't see scandals like this one."
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the former President's estranged wife, had no comment on the sordid affair, saying "This isn't within the scope of my job duties."