Cain Accuser Comes Forward; Has Photographic Proof!

Washington DC, Nov 8, 2011. Another woman who knew Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has come forward with evidence of sexual harassment.

The difference in this case is that the woman claims to have photographic proof of the sexual harassment incident, which is alleged to have occurred during a charity event in 1995.

Mrs. Helen Thomas, a 91 year old retired housewife who lives in Washington DC, alleges that she recalls an incident at a charity fund raiser, where a strange black man sat next to her, reached his arm around her, and inappropriately squeezed her.

At the time she had no idea who this man was, and since he didn't do much more than stroke her arm and make a few inappropriate suggestions, she simply dropped the matter and let it go.

However, Mrs. Thomas now says that while looking at some photos taken at the fund raising event, she  recognized the man who harassed her as GOP candidate Herman Cain. "Back then he was a nobody. I had no idea who he was," Mrs. Thomas told us. "I just was glad he left me alone after I told him to get lost."

Mrs. Thomas told us that Cain was "real touchy feely" and tried to grab her right breast when he put his arm around her.  "He kept asking me if I wanted to go somewhere more private with him." Mrs. Thomas remembers him saying.

Attorney Gloria Allred is representing Mrs. Thomas, and says they will file formal charges tomorrow in DC District Court.

Photographic proof of harassment by Cain

"Its just a terrible shame that attractive white women like Mrs. Thomas have to be subjected to this type of harassment and abuse by black conservative politicians," Ms. Allred told us.

"We plan to sue for $20 million in damages, due to the psychological pain and suffering Mrs. Thomas has endured. Hopefully, other woman will now come forward so we can punish this sexual predator."

Radical Liberals Issue "Wish List of Demands"

San Francisco, Nov 7, 2011. The Center for Progressive Policy has released their complete list of "things that need banning."

These are things that leftwing radicals find dangerous, offensive, or are simply politically incorrect. These things are either currently banned in some places, or things they would like to ban across the board everyplace.

Ironically, these are the people who claim they are for freedom of choice, yet they want to ban anything they don't like, taking away your right to choose.

The radical left has either banned, or wants to ban the following. Many of these things are banned in certain cities, and others are just their wish list of things they would ban....

(the list was so long I had to alphabetize it)

* aerosol cans

Typical liberal progressives

* ammunition and bullets
* baseball players using tobacco products
* bottled water (San Francisco)
* bull fighting
* burning coal
* carbon dioxide
* Christmas trees in public places
* cigarette smoking in public places
* cigarette smoking in your own home
* clove flavored cigarettes (San Francisco)
* coal mining
* conservative websites (yes... they tried this in DC)
* cutting trees on your own property (California)
* drilling for oil
* diving boards in swimming pools
* DDT
* freon
* disposable diapers
* dodgeball played in schools
* drinking whole milk

Al Gore supports every item

* driving in a car without wearing a seat belt
* eating anything fried in transfats (NYC)
* eating red meat
* enforcing immigration laws
* flying an American flag
* food that contains too much salt (NYC)
* fossil fuels
* freedom of speech at universities
* gender biased words like "history"
* glass beer bottles
* Glenn Beck
* goldfish (San Francisco)
* guns of all kinds
* "In God We Trust" on our currency
* internal combustion engines
* junk food
* male circumcision
* mentioning God in public places
* merit pay for union workers
* normal flush toilets

President Obama concurs

* nuclear power plants
* plastic bags
* refining oil
* riding a motorcycle without a helmet
* Rush Limbaugh
* saying "Merry Christmas"
* soft drinks sweetened with sugar
* soft drinks sold from vending machines
* speech that anyone might find offensive
* sports that involve violent physical contact
* styrofoam containers (proposed in California)
* SUVs
* talk radio they don't like
* teaching real history in schools
* teaching penmanship
* the Ten Commandments
* toys in Happy Meals (San Francisco)
* unsupervised children blowing up balloons (EU)
* using metaphors like target, crosshairs, or sights
* using President Obama's middle name
* using the phrase "Obamacare" for National Healthcare
* Walmart (yes... they are banned in some cities)
* wearing animal fur

A few of the things on the above list are actually good ideas, but most are sheer nonsense.

Chicago Voter Registration Drive is a Huge Success

Newly registered Democrat voters

Chicago, Nov 5, 2011. Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel today announced that the latest Cook County Democrat Party voter registration drive has been a huge success.

"Voter registration drives like these are the key to reelecting President Obama," the Mayor told us. "We must continue to reach out to new voters to make sure everyone gets a chance to vote in next November's election."

Over 400,000 new voters were added to the rolls in this latest voter registration drive.

Chicago has often been a key player in Presidential elections, having pushed John F. Kennedy "over the top" in the 1960 Presidential election.

When asked why the number of registered Democrat voters in Cook County exceeds the population there, Mayor Emanuel replied "The census misses a lot of people here. Most of the homeless, the illegal aliens, and people who travel a lot simply aren't counted."

Cook County has around 5.2 million people according to the last national census, but has over 7 million registered Democrats, which seems to support Mayor Emanuel's claim. 

The Chicago area is often praised for having the fairest and most accessible voter registration system in the nation.

The Mayor celebrates, while waving new voter totals

"You don't even have to register in person. Just send in a simple form. Our system assures that everyone entitled to vote, gets to vote.

Yesterday, Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi both registered to vote in Chicago.

They now have joined other prominent statesmen like Robert Byrd, John Murtha  and Teddy Kennedy as Cook County Democrats.

Nigerian Baby Discovered on Government Payroll

Former Head Banking Commissioner

Lagos, Nigeria, Nov 4, 2011.  A one-month-old baby, who is said to hold a college diploma, was on the Nigerian government payroll, officials have discovered, exposing the rampant corruption in Africa's most populous country.

The name of the infant was recently found on the payment voucher of a local government council in northern Nigeria during an exercise to fish out ghost employees from a bloated workforce, Garba Gajam, justice commissioner for Zamfara State told AFP late Wednesday.

"We discovered that a one-month-old baby was among the employees of one local government who is paid a salary," Gajam said.

Adding family members to the payroll is a common practice among local government officials, according to state justice commissioner Garba Gajam.

"What is even more astonishing is that it was indicated in the payroll that the infant holds an ordinary national diploma," said Gajam, revealing that the discovery is a "widespread trend in the local government service where senior officials stuff payrolls with the names of their wives and children".

This latest fraud was discovered during an investigation into such "ghost workers", he said. The case was broken when the baby sent out over 60,000 emails, claiming to have discovered large bank accounts with unclaimed millions in them. The baby said the money would be sent in exchange for the payment of the usual processing fees.

Oakland Riots: Obama Gets Class War He Asked For

Oakland, Nov 3, 2011. Police from a number of Bay Area police departments fired tear gas and arrested dozens of demonstrators early Thursday to break up Occupy Oakland protests that had drawn thousands of participants.

Officers moved in near the protesters' City Hall encampment, where tents resprouted after officials last week ordered them razed. The police action came after a predominantly peaceful day of protest that attracted more than 7,000 people.

The evening appeared to be winding down peacefully when protesters declared victory at the Port of Oakland at 9 p.m. Wednesday--after authorities confirmed that a shift of workers scheduled to start work at 7 p.m. had been canceled. But as demonstrators massed again at the City Hall plaza, the situation devolved.

At 1:14 a.m., however, a loud explosion could be heard on the video coming from the encampment. Oakland police, who had maintained a low profile all night, lined the plaza.

Groggy people in tents could be heard telling police to go deal with troublemakers instead. One protester was hit in the leg with some kind of projectile. Video showed him running, then standing doubled over, whimpering in pain, as others from the encampment rushed to help him. "You just fired on and injured an unarmed person," one man could be heard yelling.

Police had to use tear gas to quell the violence

The Oakland Tribune reported that the man was taken away in an ambulance after fellow demonstrators repeatedly asked for help.

President Barack Hussein Obama, D-Kenya, has been encouraging these protests as part of his campaign to stir up class warfare. Just two weeks ago he went to the NYC protest, and told the crowd "we shall overcome" while denouncing the rich.

French satirical newspaper firebombed by Islamists

The sad result of Islamic fanaticism

Paris, Nov 2, 2011. A satirical French newspaper that promised “100 lashes if you don’t die laughing” in an issue poking fun at the Prophet Muhammad was firebombed early Wednesday.

The attack came after staffers at the Charlie Hebdo weekly received threats over their latest issue, which was said to be "edited by Muhammad."

An eyewitness saw a suspect tossing Molotov cocktails at the newspaper’s Paris offices around 1 a.m.

The newspaper’s front page this week portrayed a cartoonish figure sporting a turban, white robe and beard, beneath the weekly’s new name for the week: “Sharia Hebdo,” a reference to Muslim law.

French Prime Minister Francois Fillon condemned the firebombing as authorities began searching for suspects.

“Freedom of expression is an inalienable value of our democracy,” read a statement from Fillon. “No cause can justify a violent action.”

The mayor of Paris promised to find new office space to help the paper continue publishing after the blaze.

The attack was also blasted by Mohammed Moussaoui, head of the French Council for the Muslim Faith — although he took exception with the newspaper’s content.

The group, while opposing “all forms of violence,” blasted Charlie Hebdo for “the very mocking tone of the paper toward Islam and its prophet,” said Moussaoui, whose group represents France’s 5 million Muslims.

The "offensive" cover

This week’s edition, due out today, was expected to be dedicated to Sharia law in reference to recent announcements by Libya’s interim government and Tunisia’s majority Islamist party, Ennahda.

The magazine had named the Prophet Mohammed as its ‘guest editor-in-chief’ for the edition, which was to be called ‘Charia Hebdo’. The front cover showed a cartoon of the Prophet saying “100 lashes if you are not dying of laughter.”

Charlie Hebdo’s website has also been attacked with a message denouncing its publication five years ago of a caricature of the prophet Mohammed. Islam prohibits depictions of the Prophet.

Similar cartoons printed in a Danish satirical magazine and then in other European countries in 2005, sparked a string of sometimes violent protests in a number of Muslim countries.

No-one was injured in the attack on Charlie Hebdo’s offices in Paris, but the publication’s editor is reported as saying that most of the office equipment had been destroyed.

The fiercely anti-clerical magazine said the move, which included renaming the publication “Sharia Hebdo”, was intended to "celebrate" the victory of Islamist party Ennhada in Tunisia's election.

Charlie Hedbo's editor-in-chief, known as Charb, told France Info radio: "We no longer have a newspaper. All our equipment has been destroyed or has melted."

Charlie Hebdo's website has also been hacked with a message in English and Turkish cursing the magazine. The message said: "You keep abusing Islam's almighty Prophet with disgusting and disgraceful cartoons using excuses of freedom of speech.

"Be God's curse upon you!"

Editor Charb said the attackers could not even have read the offending magazine.

Their solution is to massacre those who disagree

"The arsonists haven't read this paper, nobody knows what's in the paper except those who buy it this morning. People are reacting violently to a paper without knowing anything of its contents, that's what's most abhorrent and stupid."  

Behind the humour, the editorial’s message is serious: “No religion is compatible with democracy from the moment a political party representing it wants to take power in the name of God”.

California Democrat Charged with Grand Theft

Liberal Democrat lawmaker swipes clothing

San Francisco, Nov 1, 2001. California Assemblywoman Mary Hayashi has been charged with felony grand theft after being caught by security officers stealing nearly $2,500 in clothing from a San Francisco Neiman Marcus store.

The 45-year-old Castro Valley Democrat, wife of a Bay Area judge, pleaded not guilty Thursday in San Francisco Superior Court and is free on $15,000 bail pending further proceedings Nov. 15.

Sam Singer, spokesman for Hayashi, said the arrest occurred after she left the store while using her cellular phone.

"The incident in San Francisco was a mistake and a misunderstanding," Singer said. "The assemblywoman strongly believes in the justice system and is hopeful that this matter will be cleared up soon."

The veteran lawmaker was placed under citizen's arrest by security officers outside Neiman Marcus after leaving the store without paying for clothing items, according to the San Francisco Police Department.

Hayashi had passed several cash registers without stopping and the incident was captured on videotape. The stolen good were recovered and have been booked into evidence. Leather pants, a black skirt and a white blouse were the merchandise involved.

Maximum sentence is three years in prison for grand theft, but first-time offenders typically do not receive such stiff sentences, according to a spokesman for the San Francisco DA's office.

Hayashi is embarrassed, distraught and she apologizes for any misunderstanding, but she has no intention of resigning from office. Hayashi claims she entered Neiman Marcus with two shopping bags. One contained items purchased from another store; the other had merchandise that she intended to return to Neiman Marcus.

While inside Neiman Marcus, she picked up some additional items to purchase. Distracted while using a cellular phone, she stepped outside briefly "without really thinking about it."  She said she immediately realized her mistake, but before she could rectify it, she was stopped by store security officers.

The crime scene

"She was probably trying to do too much at the same time and was distracted," Singer said. "She made a mistake, but she did not intend to do what she's been accused of doing."

The arrest does not disqualify Hayashi from serving in the Legislature.

It is fairly common for Democrats who have committed criminal offenses to retain their seats and even be reelected. Charles Rangel and the late Teddy Kennedy can vouch for that.